{"id":3482,"date":"2010-06-28T22:19:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-29T03:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stonescryout.org\/?p=3482"},"modified":"2010-06-28T22:23:53","modified_gmt":"2010-06-29T03:23:53","slug":"a-sort-of-silly-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stonescryout.org\/?p=3482","title":{"rendered":"A Sort of Silly Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little personal story &#8230; and the outcome I blame on long time commenter, JA aka the Jewish Atheist.<\/p>\n<p>About a month ago, after dinner with my wife and youngest daughter, we stopped in a sporting goods store with an eye to pricing camping equipment. The store didn&#8217;t have a good selection of &#8220;real&#8221; (backwoods, hiking\/canoeing) gear but my youngest announced she needed a new swimsuit.<\/p>\n<p>Blam! I was trapped. Time just gets sucked away when two women start shopping. The two of them dived into the suits picking out various ones and trying on a vast array of offerings. So I was left to wander the store. I didn&#8217;t find much. An odd or end to help clean the pistol (.22 caliber Ruger Mark III) we use for our weekly range outing. The only other thing I found (and purchased) was an inexpensive Buck folding knife. Which &#8230; my eldest daughter then appropriated for herself. Hmmph.<\/p>\n<p>Now, some months ago, JA had recommended a Spyderco &#8220;Sharpmaker&#8221; for keeping kitchen and other knives sharp. I had taken it to a family gathering some time ago and whiled away some hours gainfully sharpening our hosts cutlery and as a tool it&#8217;s worked quite well. \u00a0Anyhow, having had one knife snatched like that led me to shop for another &#8230; and I picked up a book on &#8220;whittling&#8221; from Amazon <em>(<\/em><a id=\"static_txt_preview\" style=\"color: #003399; \" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1565232747?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=pseudopolymat-20&amp;link_code=as3&amp;camp=211189&amp;creative=373489&amp;creativeASIN=1565232747\"><em>The Little Book of Whittling<\/em><\/a><em>) <\/em>after all\u00a0you can&#8217;t do anything without more books. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Seeing that Spyderco made a sharpener so I checked and lo and behold they make knives too, e.g., \u00a0 the\u00a0<em><a id=\"static_txt_preview\" style=\"color: #003399; \" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B001EI7578?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=pseudopolymat-20&amp;link_code=as3&amp;camp=211189&amp;creative=373489&amp;creativeASIN=B001EI7578\">Spyderco Tenacious<\/a><\/em>. I got this one. Which was then appropriated by my youngest daughter. In (mock)\u00a0desperation, I purchased a third which I claimed for myself by calling it a &#8220;father&#8217;s day&#8221; present (specifically this one, <em><a id=\"static_txt_preview\" style=\"color: #003399; \" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B002GIOYX8?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=pseudopolymat-20&amp;link_code=as3&amp;camp=211189&amp;creative=373489&amp;creativeASIN=B002GIOYX8\">Spyderco Dragonfly<\/a><\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>So now we are all spending some quantity of spare time with our new hobby making pieces of wood smaller and trying not to nick our fingers too frequently. I did in fact buy more bandages just last week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little personal story &#8230; and the outcome I blame on long time commenter, JA aka the Jewish Atheist. About a month ago, after dinner with my wife and youngest daughter, we stopped in a sporting goods store with an eye to pricing camping equipment. The store didn&#8217;t have a good selection of &#8220;real&#8221; (backwoods, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-marko"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stonescryout.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stonescryout.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stonescryout.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stonescryout.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stonescryout.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stonescryout.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stonescryout.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stonescryout.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stonescryout.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}