{"id":6282,"date":"2014-04-21T18:46:52","date_gmt":"2014-04-21T23:46:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stonescryout.org\/?p=6282"},"modified":"2014-04-21T18:46:52","modified_gmt":"2014-04-21T23:46:52","slug":"things-heard-e299v1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stonescryout.org\/?p=6282","title":{"rendered":"Things Heard: e299v1"},"content":{"rendered":"

So … Christ is Risen!<\/p>\n

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  1. Hmm<\/a>. I’ve heard a not-unrelated joke. How many inscrutable persons (pick group known for subtlety) does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer, is three. One to screw in the light bulb and one to confuse.<\/li>\n
  2. Portland Oregon<\/a>\u00a0is apparently either innumerate or flush with cash (or both).<\/li>\n
  3. Well, apparently Johnny can’t read or do maths … and this\u00a0offers an unfortunate comparison<\/a>\u00a0(see also prior link).<\/li>\n
  4. Kids and their games …. soooooo,\u00a0which game might that be<\/a>?<\/li>\n
  5. A special creek in\u00a0that woods yonder<\/a>.<\/li>\n
  6. Thoughts?\u00a0You mean past<\/a>\u00a0… “pretty pretty, must pat down”.<\/li>\n
  7. Short answer:\u00a0yes<\/a>.<\/li>\n
  8. Fun in\u00a0the sun<\/a>.<\/li>\n
  9. The\u00a0left and affirmative action<\/a>.<\/li>\n
  10. Character building,\u00a0kids not always exactly on board<\/a>.<\/li>\n
  11. One warm country\u00a0and taking advantage of that<\/a>.<\/li>\n
  12. Veterans\u00a0and ice<\/a>.<\/li>\n
  13. A song (you probably haven’t heard)\u00a0for Easter<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    So … Christ is Risen! Hmm. I’ve heard a not-unrelated joke. How many inscrutable persons (pick group known for subtlety) does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer, is three. One to screw in the light bulb and one to confuse. Portland Oregon\u00a0is apparently either innumerate or flush with cash (or both). Well, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60,58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","category-marko"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t