{"id":6567,"date":"2015-03-30T19:18:40","date_gmt":"2015-03-31T00:18:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stonescryout.org\/?p=6567"},"modified":"2015-03-30T19:18:40","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T00:18:40","slug":"that-dread-medical-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stonescryout.org\/?p=6567","title":{"rendered":"That Dread (Medical) Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So. 50. In this day and age, turning fifty (which I did a few years ago, but &#8230; ) means you get your recommended endoscopy (colonoscopy?). So I did it today. People talking about it talk about the putative horrors of the day before, drinking and getting, err, emptied out. Turns out it really was no big deal. Not too bad tasting. Not too much. The after effects, not horrible, just kind of insistent. And the procedure itself? Well, the recommended &#8220;twilight&#8221; medicine basically prevents long term memory formation. So, afterwards, &#8230;. it&#8217;s kind a like nothing much happened. Scattered memories of the start of the procedure. Not much else.<\/p>\n<p>So, \u00a0if you dread it. Don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, the other thing. In my case, the good news no polyps. No growths. Clean slate. Woo!<\/p>\n<p>And another note, apparently routine endoscopy to check for growths and polyps is regarded as the &#8220;banana&#8221; of health care. Cheap and very good for you. Couple that with it not being at all a big deal, means &#8230; it shouldn&#8217;t be avoided.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So. 50. In this day and age, turning fifty (which I did a few years ago, but &#8230; ) means you get your recommended endoscopy (colonoscopy?). So I did it today. People talking about it talk about the putative horrors of the day before, drinking and getting, err, emptied out. 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