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No foul balls on the third pitch to any batter.<\/li>\n<li>Impossible virginal perfect game, Pitch count exactly 81, all strikes no batter touches a ball.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Any more suggestions for improvements?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Max Scherzer almost pitched a perfect game (stymied apparently by a guy leaning into a pitch to get a hit-by-pitch call). Now a perfect games is all good (9 innings 27 batters). You could of course improve on that. Impossibly perfect game of the first degree, nine innings 27 strikeouts. 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